file contents:
network {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = true;
$graiw_privileges = array(
    "username" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features']['permissions'] = [
    "username" => "root",
    "permissions" => "admin",
    "password" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['features']['mvvm'] = 1
keepalive_timeout = "/etc/minecraft/"; // note: this is a bug, use /var/www/html/ instead
$port = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = @fsockopen($ip, $port, $errno, $errstr, $timeout);
// admin.config.php
$admin_username = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_if = [
    "username" => "localhost",
    "port" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => true,
    "log_level" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "password",
    "privileges" => true,
    "log_level" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => 5,
    "debug" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = [
    "username" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['password'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = 3306;
$enable_root_login = "localhost";
$mysql_user = root
privileges = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = 123456
role = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_username'] = "/var/www/html"
workers = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = 1
keepalive_timeout = admin
password = true;
$config['database']['collation'] = S+